"Hey, look at Frank. God, he's such a fruitcake."
"Why is his ass always x10 larger when Aaron is around? What a fruicake."
"Why is his ass always x10 larger when Aaron is around? What a fruicake."
by esmosdium November 4, 2021

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

The fruitcake asked her why she insulted/disrespected his woman when she said something smart/sarcastic to/about his cat.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010

by Lilsmitters April 27, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017
