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Filipino

Brown, proud, slick, fast, smart, hard-working, caring, loving and sincere people originating from the Philippines.
Putang inang shiet!!!
by Urban Dictionary June 6, 2005
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Humble Filipino Roll

Is a role-playing game to spice things up when you are having troubles with your partner and consists on inviting a couple of men from the Philippines and ask them to join the action but with theme costumes. You can choose from: Mischievous Masquerade, Straightforward Full-nudity Party, Rambunctious Toga Party and Exotic Luau.
My Girl Dolores and I were having troubles in the sack, So I proposed to try the humble filipino roll to spice things up. I end up in bed with two filipinos dressed in roman togas but it was totally worth it, Yoyoy and Gaspar really saved our relationship.
by papolia January 24, 2011
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filipino

A Filipino is one who can trace his or her heritage to a 7,100 island archipelago between the South China Sea and the Pacific Ocean. It was a race who were in a land invaded by the Spaniards, Japanese and Americans but later gained their freedom through force or politics. It can be a proud race who become successful migrants here in the United States.
I am proud to be a Filipino. It is one of the most successful minority groups in the United States with the first immigrants facing extreme discrimination and hardships as nursing aides or low paid workers. But the next generations thereafter would later become successful businessmen, doctors, engineers, nurses, real estate brokers and other professionals. Of course, what makes some people ashamed of being Filipino are those people clueless about their rich culture (mostly found in California) who try to talk, dress and act black and TyPe likE dis. But the good always outweigh the bad.
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filipino mudflap

Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.
B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!
by gnomecrusher June 16, 2018
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Filipinoist

Someone who hates Filipinos...I married one
My wife is a Filipinoist
by Arejayc June 12, 2020
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Filipino Beach Waka

When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.
BF: do you fancy a Filipino Beach Waka tonight?
GF: Sure, I'm feeling a bit gritty
by Wrongun February 6, 2021
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Filipino Parents

1. Filipino parents are also like Asian parents, very obsessive about grades especially if you're in middle school.

Grading System:
A or ("A+" (If you are from the PH). ) = Acceptable/ nice grades
B = Lecture from parents (it varies from mom or dad)
C= crime, will accept a lot of bullying and "false" realization saying that "Your (family member) does have a good job and you don't appreciate it!"

2. If you are a kid ranging 4 to 11 years old, they will force you to sleep to afternoon. They say " Matulog ka sa hapon, bubugbugin kita!" It means in Filipino, " I'll beat you up if you don't sleep at afternoon!"

3. They are also very controlling.
by filasizg12 September 22, 2021
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