When Garincha, EA and the other Fifa gods screw you over on Any Fifa game.
The fifa gods consist of Garincha, Senzo Meyiwa, Osvaldo Ardiles, Eusebio, Ghiggia, Billy Bassett, and thee almighty Pele. (Who speaks to the fifa gods telepathically or through holograms like star wars.)
The fifa gods consist of Garincha, Senzo Meyiwa, Osvaldo Ardiles, Eusebio, Ghiggia, Billy Bassett, and thee almighty Pele. (Who speaks to the fifa gods telepathically or through holograms like star wars.)
"Please save my team from losing fifa gods.."
"The fifa gods will f*#$ you up on fifa Ultimate team."
"Darn.. the fifa gods are not on my side.."
"Thanks fifa gods."
"The fifa gods will f*#$ you up on fifa Ultimate team."
"Darn.. the fifa gods are not on my side.."
"Thanks fifa gods."
by ThereisHope September 19, 2015
Players who start sweating when they feel they're gonna concede so they start passing it around their defense.
fifa sweat
Player 1: Oh shit I feel a goal coming with Eto'o
Sweaty Player: Fuck this shit Eto'o is raping my slow centre backs lets pass it around defence.
Player 1: Oh shit I feel a goal coming with Eto'o
Sweaty Player: Fuck this shit Eto'o is raping my slow centre backs lets pass it around defence.
by Mertesacker October 26, 2013
Dude: Hey bro you get FIFA 18 yet?
Other dude: Nah, broke my Xbox from all those shit goals remember
Dude: Hahah I know I scored them on you!
Other dude: Nah, broke my Xbox from all those shit goals remember
Dude: Hahah I know I scored them on you!
by Slanginator September 09, 2017
by Daniel.alab February 13, 2018
the correct term when someone tries to look cool after watching 1 match of fifa and tries to fit in the he is all of a sudden a voetbal fan and chooses a popular theme to root for
REAL VOETBAL FAN: due im all hyped up for FIFA man Italy is gonna do great again but brazil is really putting up a fight this time
Voetbal Bandwagoner: yeh im not really into soccer that much its too boring
2 WEEKS LAYER
REAL VOETBAL FAN: DUDE ITALY KICKED GERMANY ASS!
VOETBAL BANDWAGONER: YEH MAN GO ITALY I KNEW THEY WOULD WIN ALL ALONG!!! YEH SOCCER IS AWESOME
REAL VOETBAL FAN: I THOUGHT U HATED VOETBAL.....AND ITS NOT SOCCER ITS VOETBAL....I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A FIFA BANDWAGONER U CUM STANE!
Voetbal Bandwagoner: yeh im not really into soccer that much its too boring
2 WEEKS LAYER
REAL VOETBAL FAN: DUDE ITALY KICKED GERMANY ASS!
VOETBAL BANDWAGONER: YEH MAN GO ITALY I KNEW THEY WOULD WIN ALL ALONG!!! YEH SOCCER IS AWESOME
REAL VOETBAL FAN: I THOUGHT U HATED VOETBAL.....AND ITS NOT SOCCER ITS VOETBAL....I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A FIFA BANDWAGONER U CUM STANE!
by SH4RPEY3 July 06, 2010
A college douche bag who hogs Xbox 360's for hours on end playing one of the horrible pointless, virtual treadmill games called Fifa.
Dude, Sean and Adam came home and they stayed on my xbox almost all day playing soccer because neither of them brought theirs from their dorms. They're such Fifa fucks.
by Fuck Fifa December 23, 2009