testical festival

like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population

Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival

by djsklf September 12, 2005

Festiva

an extremely small, economical, surprisingly well-built, if not especially cool, little car designed in Japan by Mazda, built in South Korea by Kia, and sold in the US, Known for freakishly great gas milage and freakishly small dimensions; basically a very lame motorcycle with doors

I don't need any gas money, I'm in the Festiva!

by Alex Rogers June 27, 2004

Ultra Music Festival

The most mindblowing music festival ever. Mostly techno music such as Deadmau5, David Guetta, etc. It's simply heaven on a stage.

Ultra Music Festival was the greatest fucking thing ever this year, I'm definetley going back!

by fkjasdkfjafadfaer August 10, 2010

Cock Festival

Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.

We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.

by Kevomanw3443 December 18, 2007

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family

Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights

by sheila in the car November 26, 2010

Austin City Limits Music Festival

The best fucking music festival in the WORLD!!! Located in Austin, Texas (the best city ever and the live music capitol of the world) every September or October. Since its start, ACL has hosted many bands: Coldplay, The Strokes, Muse, Phish, Vampire Weekend, Jack Johnson, deadmau5, Pheonix, Kings of Leon, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, and many many more!

Guy 1: Dude im going to Austin City Limits Music Festival this year!!

Guy 2:You are so lucky...

Guy 1: I know! its gonna be kickass!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me about it. The pain of not going is too much.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 21, 2011

aspen music festival

A summer music festival that everyone comes to to get drunk, high, and fuck. Most students are cocky asians, and the RAs are assholes, especially the fat one. There are no practice rooms and the food is shit. The second you arrive, everyone wants to go home. The locals are rich white racists who hate the music school.

Wow, you went to the Aspen music festival? How did you survive those two months?

I hooked up with so many celliests at the Aspen music festival. I was hungover for most of my lessons.

by aspenrasloveme June 26, 2018