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Fergus

Mike: "Dude, did you hear about Stef? She said she got a Fergus from a couple of random guys!"

Stu: "Wait, isn't that when...Oh..."
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Fergus

AN It looking like a guy but for some reason it looks like a girl
OMG!! What is that oh its name is fergus crawford.
by Lidia October 22, 2006
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Fergus

When you avoid paying your share of a bill by leaving early, typically claiming illness
I am a bit thinned off this month, i'll have to do a Fergus
by alleycat3 May 21, 2015
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jason ferguson

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.
Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson
by The M.T. May 21, 2008
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matthew ferguson

a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .
person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?

person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
by windsheild wipers March 2, 2021
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Turd Ferguson

When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢
You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.
by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022
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Fergus

Fergus is a wonderful soul, usually having dark hair and dark eyes. He is quite small and loves his small girlfriend. She is cute and slightly thicc and if her name starts with a G, R or a K. She’s defenitely a keeper. Usually a master of comedy and memes, the pair work well together and it is set to be a long lasting relationship. Fergus should buy his girlfriend more food and one day, a puppy.
Look at that couple over there, that mans defenitely a fergus!”
by Is that a baritone?101 April 7, 2019
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