Fart

"You want your fart to spread across the whole world"
-Rhett McLaughlin
by SUSCREAMY October 01, 2017
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Fart

Expulsion of trapped methane in the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever.
Tom: "Dude I just farted!''
Bob: " hahahahaha... ''
by II Sammeh II August 30, 2010
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Fart

a turd wistleing for the right of way.
Hey Steve did you fart?

(Steve)Nah, it was just a turd telling my underwear to merge over and let it pass.
by manvan captain kirk December 28, 2009
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the act of blowing stinky anal gases out of your ass hole in the hopes that someone will smell it and throw up
Bob: Frrrp

john: Aw dude did you just fart?!

Bob: ha ha sweet
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Little, tiny poop particles flying out of your ass at supersonic speeds, therefore creating a minature sonic boom.
by thevictor13 August 01, 2008
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To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.
Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”

Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.

Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.

Person 2: “Sorry”
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