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Fuckstick

Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”

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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
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Fuckstick

The upgraded version of fuckwit. The fuckstick is an organism capable of acquiring a basic understanding of the world, yet, is unable to communicate beyond questions so shallow they answer themselves.
Bob: “Got this dude in my class, an absolute fuckstick.”
Sam: “I swear, their population will only increase in time.”
by All Knowing Thundercunticus January 17, 2024
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fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone
two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington
by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013
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Fuckstick-ass-bitch

A total fucking moron, tool, douche-bag, and cocksucker(fuckstick) with an added quality of being a coward, hoe, a piece of shit, snitch, and a dumbass(ass-bitch). These are the type of motherfuckers you avoid at all costs because these bitches will get a nigga hemmed up.
Me: That dude is a fuckstick!!

Snowflake:No, that motherfucker is a fuckstick-ass-bitch!!!
by DFW April 13, 2022
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fuckstick smackmuffer

Shit, that hot chick took off with that fuckstick smackmuffer dammit!
by Mr. Fartowsky November 5, 2019
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Frankenstein Fuckstick

A male pornstars penis which appears to be a totally different colour to the rest of his body
"God look at the Frankenstein Fuckstick on that guy, He is pale as milk and has a brown cock"

Poor Alice was about to be penetrated from the rear when she noticed a reflection in the bedroom mirror, "christ" she screamed "you are not getting that Frankenstein fuckstick near me"
by madtechie January 7, 2008
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Skinny Headed Fuckstick

Derrogatory term: A small headed and extremely stupid fuckstick or one that fits better into the anal cavity.When someone is so stupid that no other term would lend homage to the level of stupidity.
We can't get anything accomplished because Landon is a "Skinny Headed Fuckstick".
by Brown Cocksmoker August 10, 2007
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