Elton John

The Daddy of all music!

Who is the Daddy of music? Elton John is!

by Little67 October 21, 2021

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

Elton Chun

The biggest boi and really likes black people

Elton Chun is getting it on

by Elton Chun April 17, 2019

Elton Turner

A tall black man which is my friend

Elton turner is a person

by 100hpGD November 10, 2021

elton

the most sexiest beast ever. seems like someone who has an obsession with fnaf and probably liked the beatles at one point

eltons fucking gay

by tasteslikearsenic January 18, 2022

Elton

You are really beautiful and talented, but just don’t go breaking my heart.

Jim: “Wow, Elton is so beautiful!”
Tim: “Yeah! And talented, too!”

by eltonjohnisamazing April 6, 2021

Elton

A man that looks like a horse and a dead goat combined and acts like he knows all British songs

God he is such an Elton

by A guy that knows it all September 19, 2018