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Eartheopion

Someone by the name of Jack Beaumont Johnson who is very submissive and breed able (in a derogatory and gay sense)
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by Jack Beaumont May 20, 2025
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Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.
Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!
by Peachtreez July 27, 2016
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Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.
Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm
by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024
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The cows in Earthworm Jim

I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.
Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.
by Gabe_Motherboard May 8, 2023
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1000-THR “Earthmover”

Non-serious definition:
That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin”

He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams
He explodes if you give him a lobotomy

Serious definition:

It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala
It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur

It’s located the Violence layer of hell
It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator

It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers

It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
V1: “HEY BENJAMI-“
1000-THR “Earthmover”: “MY NAME IS NOT BENJAMIN
V1: “DIDN’T ASKED
by Skello-222 August 6, 2024
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