The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider

when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon

Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...

Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...

by dirttymike69 June 6, 2011

Dutchman's Curse

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.

Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.

-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.

by tilespace October 4, 2010

dead dutchman

A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.

Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.

by 16wshouse March 20, 2016

Krusty Dutchman

When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.

That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!

by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018

Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

Sleepy Dutchman

A Sleepy Dutchman is a pioneer and propagator of the radical political movement known as ugalitarianism.

“He’s not woke, he’s a Sleepy Dutchman.”

by E.Lux November 21, 2019