DrAmAaAaA!!! The drama abounds! There's so much of it right now and it's kind of relevant to me... Which makes it relevant to everyone... by extension...
Hey, wouldn't it have been
funny if I just stopped forever after that last
one? No such luck! Drama has occurred! And now I must comment on it.
Hym "Drama? What drama? Of what do I speak? Let's see.... Domestic violence! It's on the rise. Not in general but in
1 ultra specific instance that is peripherally associated to me. So, to that I say.... Tsk tsk! You know, there's no shame in being worse at writing edge lord comedy than me, ok? I wrote a
bible and am literally the deity of that. BUUUUUUUT in the context of my whatever-you-call-it it's
funny that I said I would
beat my wife over retard group-home sex and now I'm
like the retard and
people's wives are getting
beat. Which constitutes me being right! 🎉🎊🎈🎊🎆🎈🎉🎆 WOOHOO! Right again! Retard sex and/or anything vaguely analogous to retard sex leads to wife beating. 100% of the time. Drama number 2! Infighting! Betrayal! It's so compelling! Not as compelling as my eternal rivalry with JeepJorp but... Whatever. Still
pretty compelling. I am shocked and impressed you turned down the offer. I mean... You know he wants you to shill for him right? The
dork-peasant? He'll have you looking
like some medieval currency over there. Ha! Too funny man. Don't let them
Jew you into that 'owning your likeness in perpetuity' shit. Dave would not approve. Speaking of likeness, remember when you guys used my likeness to mock your political enemies? Brian Stelter is a sad clown. Joe Biden is a sad clown. Sailor Socialist talking a bunch of shit. Educated herself a little
bit and still adorable... but talking shit none the less! Remember that? Good times..."