The Dion Bomb is the art of requesting Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" on a digital jukebox at a packed bar. In most cases, the Dion Bomb will be interrupted by an intelligent bartender for a better song. Occasionally, females will use the opportunity to karaoke the annoying theme song to the 1997 blockbuster hit.
Men will use the opportunity to reaffirm their masculinity by vocalizing their objections to the broadcast of this song. This is mainly based on bad school dance experiences that rendered them without a dance partner, crying into a plastic cup of Minute Maid Orange Soda, wearing jean shorts and a Nautica t-shirt.
Men will use the opportunity to reaffirm their masculinity by vocalizing their objections to the broadcast of this song. This is mainly based on bad school dance experiences that rendered them without a dance partner, crying into a plastic cup of Minute Maid Orange Soda, wearing jean shorts and a Nautica t-shirt.
The bar was filled with Chads, last night. It should have come as no surprise that I was Dion Bombing the shit out of that place on my way out.
by The Stafford Executive August 18, 2011
Get the Dion Bombingmug. by jade cuz March 17, 2025
Get the Dionmug. by Yomamaadragon100 January 19, 2022
Get the Dion Hardymug. He was a nice guy ig djbujgh I'm kidding he was actually the best bf you'll ever met but we broke up anyways love his curly brown fluffy hair :D
?: are you dion's ex?
by Le??? May 17, 2022
Get the Dion's exmug. That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.
by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
Get the Celine Dionmug. A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.
Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.
"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025
Get the Celine Dionmug. by Overnewton l November 30, 2018
Get the Dion Dellaportasmug.