Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Ding Ding Fairy

An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.

Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?

by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022

ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 18, 2008

Ding Ding

A nickname used for a penis.

Hey buddy, how is your Ding Ding after you took it to Slap Mountain?

by Madmonk210 June 15, 2023

Wingaling a ding ding

A person being extraordinarily racist towards black people. Like really racist. Like sometimes sub-conscientiously racist. Just like wayy too racist.

Damn vitto is a Wingaling a ding ding

by Jack son seventy seven September 24, 2022

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019

Ding ding's

Gas station slot machines. Usually shady back room illegal gambling operations.

Hey, do you want to go to the ding dings's with me? So and so hit the jackpot for $6k @the ding ding's last night.

by ChaChaEriCha April 20, 2020