When your ballsack suddenly feels soft and limps around, then you find that it's fun to see it wobble, so you slap it around or play with it.
by Msmote June 12, 2020
Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)
by Tylg2999 October 01, 2017
A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
by yourslut February 11, 2011
Big Dick Syndrome, or BDS for short, is when you have an absolutely massive, world destroying manhood. Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Big Dick Syndrome is when you actually have a massive member, a humongous hammer, an elephantine erection, a colossal cock. Choose your pick, they're all valid.
Girl A: So you're telling me that even a magnum was too small for him?
Girl B: Yeah. I actually saw him struggle to put it on, it was crazy. I think he's got, like, Hulk genes or something.
Girl A: I'll say! That sounds like a huge case of Big Dick Syndrome. I just hope he doesn't destroy you.
Girl B: Haha me too.
Girl B: Yeah. I actually saw him struggle to put it on, it was crazy. I think he's got, like, Hulk genes or something.
Girl A: I'll say! That sounds like a huge case of Big Dick Syndrome. I just hope he doesn't destroy you.
Girl B: Haha me too.
by Yeethaw_76 July 25, 2019
In reference to someone (usually but not limited to male) begins displaying behavior that they're jealous, have low self-esteem, and/or passive-aggressive especially towards their partner.
Guy: How many dudes have you slept with? Did you enjoy it? Were they better than me?
His gf: Why does it matter if you haven't noticed anything weird?
Guy: I just want to know.. because I'm curious.
His gf: Geez, what do you have, SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)?
His gf: Why does it matter if you haven't noticed anything weird?
Guy: I just want to know.. because I'm curious.
His gf: Geez, what do you have, SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)?
by Szynful March 26, 2018
NDS: Stands for Nasty Dick Syndrome. Used when a male penis is not visually apleasing, odorous, or justa plane nasty.
Friend: So how did it go with Barbara last night?
Person with NDS: Not that good.
Friend: Why is that? I thought she really liked you.
Person with NDS: She did, it was going well until we were about to have sex.
Friend: Why was your dick not big enough?
Person with NDS: No i just got NDS.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got Nasty Dick Syndrome.
NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )
Person with NDS: Not that good.
Friend: Why is that? I thought she really liked you.
Person with NDS: She did, it was going well until we were about to have sex.
Friend: Why was your dick not big enough?
Person with NDS: No i just got NDS.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got Nasty Dick Syndrome.
NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )
by Sand Warrior May 20, 2013
Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
by NippleBob Crane March 06, 2021