Destination Fucked

A woman smashes herself with beercans on top of a roof, tries to be Tony Hawk, fails, passes out, a kid gives her the finger, meanwhile there's a fire going on and there's also a fat pig
She got a one-way ticket to destination fucked after messing that up horribly
by SupremeDelta November 29, 2018
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Destination Fucked

When a drunk sheila thinks shes bloody tony hawk and eats shit meanwhile a little shit cuntof a son gives her the finger and in the corner theres a obese pig next to a fire ... That is destination fucked
I was fucking around and the roof and took a hard right to destination fucked
by ice10cream1 November 29, 2018
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Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!
"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"
by __baka_ November 30, 2018
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Destination hallucination

When oneself/someone is taking every single drug 'under the sun' to reach the ultimate hallucination
Man I got fucked up last night. I took everything man, I was on a one way ticket to destination hallucination
by Jack all mighty Parker November 20, 2016
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A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.

The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.
A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.
by Filename99 September 01, 2023
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Destinitis

A disease suffered by males. Symptoms of this is laziness or not doing their responsibilities due to a female.
1) Destinitis - Spending less time with the boys

2) Destinitis - Skipping runs

3) Destinitis - Overall avoiding contact with anyone besides a female
by CureDestinitis February 06, 2022
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Destinitis

When you skip your responsibilities due to laziness or a female that requires all of your time. This is typically a long term ordeal.
1) Ayo why’d you skip that long run, do you have destinitis?

2) Boys I think i’m down with the symptoms of destinitus.
by CureDestinitis February 06, 2022
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