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Hoop Dessert Sandwich

God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.
I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.
by Wendyyy August 16, 2009
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French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.
Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert
by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017
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Gentleman's Dessert

Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous
Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory
by Crabwell April 17, 2019
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canadian dessert

Yummm...Feel ready for some dessert!
by moronsvoteforbush June 27, 2004
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Desseray

most amazing, hot, smart, nice, kind, trustworthy, perfect, awesome, kool, fun, unique and funny person ever. loved by everyone. makes everyones day brighter. has very confused feelings.
Guy1:Do u know desseray?
Guy2:Yes.
Guy1:I love her dude!
Guy2:Same!
by desseray's my babe July 8, 2011
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dessert fart

When you fart, but instead of the usual repulsive, disgusting smell that follows, it smells like a sweet array of desserts, such as cakes, cookies, and sweet apple pie.
Kutch: *Farts*

Coklar: Dude serio... oh wait.... Mmmm that was a dessert fart!

Kutch: You're welcome.
by Theosquatch April 25, 2014
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Dessa

that one ginger girl whos lowkey mean but highkey hella innocent tf dessa. also shes literally the only ginger who can get tan even with her freckles. she also does a lot of sports . shes also sexc af
damn that dessa girl got hella tan over the summer now she looks so sexc playing soccer
by loserquad September 11, 2019
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