Deacon

Lanky Tosser who you can never loose because his head pops over the whole croad
Person 1: “Mate i canny Deacon”
Person 2 “You silly tosser, just look up coz he’s a lanky bastard
by Minni Bee x August 21, 2023
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Deacon

A guy who has no spine and no rizz. He'll never speak up for himself. If there's a girl he likes he'll simp for her like a dog on a leash. He'll be permanently in a financial crisis because he's spending all his money for the girl he likes all for her to put him in the friendzone. Whatever her interests are he will force himself to enjoy those interests. Don't be a Deacon.
My friend is such a Deacon he has no money for food because he spent all his money gettin his girl a gift.
by zuhazana April 10, 2024
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Deacon

Deacon is one of the best mates you'll get. But sometimes he can be a bit of a cunt and pisses you off. But not once will he let you down and will always be there for you. Even though he can be a bit annoyinng and stingy he's still a great mate. Somehow gets every chick ever
"Deacon bro, appreciate you geeh."
"Oi Deacon, take a drag"
by eshdogz July 29, 2019
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Deacon

fine ass mf bro, especially that one dude deacon johnston. like that ass be moving like gat damn, and he just mad fine in the face i dont even know how to describe it.
holy shit you seen Deacon’s ass bro?
by anonymous28294 November 23, 2021
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Deacon

a kid who is very good a video games and his cock is so large that is penetrates to earths atmosphere, not even nasas camera technology can get his cock in 1 frame.
holy shit is that deacon i heard is cock is bigger than the earth itself
by mr baconator April 14, 2021
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The HOTTEST guy EVER, and the biggest chad, he told Newton how to invent Gravity, shakespeare how to write and Bruce Lee how to fight. Has a 13 inch cock (soft) and attracts people of all over the globe just to see his face.
"DEACON IS COMING TO NEW YORK FOR A TOUR"
"GET THE COLLEGE FUNDS!"
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022
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Deacon Jelinek

The finest of deacons. Sense of humor. Presides over a freshman religion class. Unknown relation to Jallen and Krotec.
by Spuds33 September 12, 2022
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