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DAN

Dick, Ass, and Nuts. Often used to describe a foul odor.
Dude, it's smells like DAN in here.
by M3Me December 12, 2016
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Dan

Dan is annoying. He is unable to hear Chris. I believe it is because he thinks that Chris is a fat bumm. But he, like most of the time. Is WRONG. I wonder why...
by The moo-moo KING! October 15, 2018
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Dan

Look at that dan acting like a fucking gorilla.
by taking it to far June 10, 2011
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Dan

A certain person that we all know and love.... This is a person who if they receive a grade that is lower than an A, they break down in tears and curl into a ball.
Herny: Hey did you hear about Dan?
Ben: Yea i hear he is still on the floor in the English room.
Herny: Yea man he's in a bad way, he only got a B.
Ben: Oh dear, we are in trouble.
by John Baltoni July 16, 2008
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Dan

Ew have you seen dan he is a neek
by Usiebdnwkw February 10, 2019
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Dan

Dan (Duh-an), Noun: A soulless ginger who will always be considered the #2 son-in-law.

dan (duh-an), Verb: To actively come in second place in every aspect of life, especially at being a son-in-law.

see also; danning, dannies, dans, danned
Person 1: Did you see Dan today?
Person 2: I did. He was trying to impress his mother-in-law, but she was having none of it, because he will always be the #2 son-in-law.
Person 1: Ohh. That is too bad. The sooner he learns to quit being such a dan, the happier he will be!
by Lord ZS December 13, 2012
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Dans

noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.

verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"

"Just Dans."

"Does anybody know where Dans is?"

"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
by Dans Hefner April 7, 2009
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