Crustie Loaf

Cum on a womans pussy, wait until it goes hard, scrape it off and eat it

during sex or just having fun try out a Crustie Loaf

by lilreto November 25, 2009

Cruster

Some who eats the crust of the pizza first.

Ew! She's eating the crust first, WHAT A CRUSTER!

by NY1515 July 27, 2018

crustie

beautiful and amazing

the sunset is very crustie

by sskskkskk November 19, 2019

crusted

dissed, "burnt", busted, shot down in flames

The teacher put the smart-alec kid back in his place with a bitingly savage put-down. "Ah.... CRUSTED!" we cried out, laughing at him.

by Ian James January 4, 2005

Crusted

Same as owned, salted, pwned, etc.

- "I no scoped the shit of that noob on CoD..."
- "That dude got crusted"

by ShaD0wW June 16, 2010

man crusties

When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).

I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.

by jfirmin February 16, 2009

crusties

The organic matter dried and caked onto the mouthpiece of a bong. Often times bong crusties appear after using the pipe for many days/weeks/months without proper cleaning; also a side effect of too many people sharing one piece.

Dude!#@ Clean those crusties off before you pass The Chuggler. I don't want your gnarly mouth herpes on my piece!

by InfiniteLoop September 29, 2005