Animal crossing

My favorite game

I'm playing animal crossing right now

by Can can a can can a can August 21, 2020

Animal Crossing Racism

An idea of racism contrived mostly by white women on twitter, and usually pertaining to a "racist" person's character in the "Animal Crossing: New Horizons" Video game. Often the offenders will have posted some sort of item of clothing or hairstyle on their in-game avatar that is deemed as "racist". A large portion of the people calling out these "racists" are not acting on behalf of actual POC's, and most POC's would likely be more concerned about the real forms of racism still going on throughout the world today.

Regular person 1: "Did you hear about the girl who got doxxed for having the wrong hairstyle on her Animal Crossing character? How insane is that?"

Regular Person 2 :"Yeah, White Women and their Animal Crossing Racism"

by 2014swagger December 5, 2020

Animal Crossing : New Horizons

A wholesome game of where you can place down furniture, paths, custom patterns, shops, ETC anywhere on your island. Plant flowers. Evolve your island with terraforming, play with friends, and talk to cute animal villagers while a animal named Tom nook evolves your home by putting bells in the nook stop. There is also stores. (Furniture store, clothing store, art store, ETC?)

*Animal crossing : new horizons starts up*

Tom nook : hey bitch welcome to the island bells now.

You : I’m poor

Tom nook : ok then collect nook miles on ur phone

You : ok

*fucking couple months later*

Tom nook : thank you for building island we are at five star now.

You : ok

Tom nook : ok idk what else you do so do whatever now

You : ok

by Ch1ck3nNugg3t February 10, 2021

Pocket Croissant

A Vaheegna that is flakey, moist, and buttery, however, it often is crooked.

Man, I’m glad she has a Pocket Croissant ‘cause it’ll fit my left curving dick!

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.

Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.

by Jackchubbs May 26, 2021

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022