cricket

cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.

Only gentlemen can play cricket

by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006

Cricket Fan

“A Cricket Fan”
uh—krik-it---fan

-Noun
1. A silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.
2. A weak-minded or idiotic person;

“What’s 9 plus 10?
21?
You must be a Cricket Fan!”

-Verb (used with object)

3. To trick, deceive, or impose on: “They tried to Cricket Fan him.”

-Synonyms
1. Simpleton, dolt, dunce, blockhead, numskull, ignoramus, dunderhead, ninny, nincompoop. Booby, saphead, sap. 2. Zany, clown. 3. Moron, imbecile, idiot. 4. Delude, hoodwink, cheat, gull, hoax, cozen, dupe, gudgeon.

-Antonyms
1. Genius.

“What’s 9 plus 10?
21?
You must be a Cricket Fan!”

....
“They tried to Cricket Fan him.”

by Ay.wies.Maan July 23, 2016

Cricket eater

Someone who enjoys the simple life

Some people are just fine being cricket eaters their whole lives

by Mxprd April 22, 2018

Cricketing

The simple act of slipping into bed and rubbing your legs together to enjoy the comfy, coziness.

"How'd you sleep last night?"
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

CricketMan

Cricket man is the smartest person in the galaxy and happens to be the protector of the universe.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.

He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.

Person 1:I love Cricketman I simp and give my money to ruv from friday night funkin.
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga

by AuntieMC October 10, 2021

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

Silver cricket

An elderly gray haired stripper that doesn’t shave her legs

I just finished my shift at the Ford plant, I’m looking forward to seeing Maude my favorite silver cricket at the club. The sound her legs make when she rubs them together sounds just like a cricket.

by kadongo March 4, 2018