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Buttery Crease

What happens when you can't seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks
Patient: "I can't seem to shake this feeling doctor. I keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn't seem to work. A few minutes later, I am standing there again and it comes right back."

Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."

Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."
by rocket chic January 19, 2013
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crease seeper

When a fart doesn't make any noise and just seeps out of your crease.
"Ooh I just had a crease seeper!"
by JWa7z January 3, 2015
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crease me

Crease me, when she wants you too have sex with her but shes a pig and she won't stop snorting.
Bae: hey babe, i want you too crease me *snort* *snort*
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!
by Manlikeeee January 7, 2017
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Christmas Crease

A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.
Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:

Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"

Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
by Mtmtb April 13, 2010
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Weebsbury Crease

The act of making a distinct bend in your raffle card/paper before dropping it in a bowl used for a drawing. As a raffle-drawer is more likely to pick a card that sticks out rather than lays flat, it increases the chance of the card being drawn.
I really wanted to win the signed Wallace and Gromit statue, so I gave my raffle ticket a Weebsbury Crease.
by the handle is blank June 22, 2016
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craft-crease

The crease in one's belly fat that is formed when sitting to close to the desk, while playing World of Warcraft.
After his sixteen hour raid, Ty was suffering some major craft-crease.
by Menotank October 7, 2011
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Thicc Crease

A fold found where the booty and upper thigh join together.

Typically found on Pornstars, Dancers, Models, Gymnasts etc.

Easiest to see when women are doing the splits, squats or the usual Insta-Thot poses
Person 1: Damn she’s thicc
Person 2: Yeah I know. She’s even got the thicc crease
by BeholdtheThicc January 14, 2019
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