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Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.
by StabbyStab December 11, 2019
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dane cookers

1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.

2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.

3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.

4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.

6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
by JayMoo January 20, 2007
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hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.
-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.
by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009
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cootery

A strong pungant odor coming from a female crotch
by Fredd May 2, 2003
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Corkery

An Irish-Canadian family known for their intelligence, good looks, and competitive edge. Athletic prowess in most sports, including beer pong
Damn, Corkery got a date with her!”
by Arby’s March 6, 2018
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Irish Pressure Cooker

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
by BeastMode1987 October 18, 2019
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Tommy Cooker

During WWII in North Africa, German soldiers in the Afrika Korps referred to the British they fought against as Tommies. By late 1942 the introduction of the Panzer V or "Tiger I" changed the battlefield. The Tiger was able to destroy all British- and later American- tanks in a single shot. German troops then began to refer to the tank as a Tommy Cooker.
"Did you hear about that battle near Kasserine Pass? Man, those Tommy Cookers made short order of the American positions."
by iAmJimmyHoffa July 22, 2009
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