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Constant

A beautiful man, with no friends, mostly origined from China. He survived the IPhone Factory in Wuhan. He's very talented in maths but not good in sports. He always cheats in German lessons.
- Wow, he's so chinese...
-Yeah, it's a Constant !
by Aysaan November 23, 2021
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Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"
Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
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skinner's constant

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.
The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.
by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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Constante

A gay person who's gayer than fonsie
Your such a constante
by Unnämed March 23, 2023
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constant erotic feeling

The feeling of being at a constant state of erotica. otherwise known as being very "Mel". Having behaviors that reflect being heavily turned on, bricked up, or horny all of the time. 24/7 at any hours of the day
"hey mel, why are you a constant erotic feeling"
by saggert probably September 1, 2021
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Joey constant

one who likes to yell as if they are tough but when someone gets serious back at them they become a pussy.
Cuz he’s a bitchass😂
He’s a pussy, we should call him joey constant.
by ...;)... June 20, 2018
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