Communist Manipesto

The punchline to every joke.

What does Karl Marx eat on his spaghetti?
Communist Manipesto.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Communist Manipesto.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
Communist Manipesto.

by BDCanuck March 8, 2009

Communist Pig

A word to describe an ugly pig AKA a communist mostly referring to a Russian.

"You see Ralph over their I heard his parents are communist pigs"

by DeutschesAbend May 10, 2018

communist youtube

Communist Youtube is a red youtube, Communist Youtube is another word for red tube.

John "Stop looking at communist youtube!."

Bob "Dont you mean red tube?"

by Gear Death February 24, 2014

Communist Country

when a country is communist

ngl that country looking communist country

by AncientOnesX March 23, 2021

Communist Weed

Any given quantity of Marijuana that is bought and distributed (smoked) evenly by a group of friends.

Yo, you wana smoke this all now?

Yeah, It'll be communist weed..... Holy shit i should put that in urban dictionary!!!

by BearJew420 August 25, 2010

libertarian communist

A communist that actually is not a dick (like the winning majority in history have been), thinks you can only have communism if it is based purely on rational human self-interest and desire, and would rather not have a revolution at all than have one that leads to something worse than you started with. A person who wants communism without MarxISM or any other "persons-name-ism".

"My best friend is a libertarian communist -- he reads Noam Chomsky but doesn't call himself a 'Chomskyan'."

by Passion Rabbit June 9, 2009

fallen to the communists

Descriptive of a woman who is on the rag.

Drat,she's fallen to the communists!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004