Wyoming Cheeseburger

Backcountry "cheeeseburger". Its bun is made out of ground pine cones steamed in water then clumped together to dry. The meat is freshwater bass scrotum, mixed with finely ground river rock to add extra flavor and crunch. Usualy, it is made when a hiker has run out of food, as a last resort.

I almost puked back there when I saw the Wyoming Cheeseburger that Jimmy was eatin'.

by RR239 May 3, 2010

Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009

Cheeseburgered

A synonym for "wrecked","de-stroyed","owned" as in a friendly or seriously competition. Or as in dissing.

Dude Parker just cheeseburgered all over you in That last match!

Get cheeseburgered on Son!
You just got cheeseburgered.

Dude that guy just cheeseburgered all over your onion rings.

by xWinchesterx23 October 30, 2014

vertical cheeseburger

The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.

I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.

by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017

a cheeseburger

the act of deficating in your pants in the middle of class or other locations where you are amongst friends and possibly teachers or your rowing coach.

guy: "What's that horridly disgusting smell?"
other guy: "Yea dude something smells like shit."
guy with shit in his pants: "Sorry guys, I just pulled a cheeseburger."
guy: "Fuck you"

by sexisunshinesmiles May 2, 2011

Dick Cheeseburger

Action when a male takes his flacid penis and wraps it around and between his two balls....and rotates it 90 degrees.

Our faces are in mourn as we look at Pat's dickcheeseburger!

by Anthony and Greg February 18, 2005

cheeseburger rule

The more wigger-like and fag-like a kid is; as proportional to how abusive he is towards girls, determines how much a hot girl will like him. Likewise, the more pleasant, and down to earth, non-wannabe, a kid is the less a hot girl will like him.

A lot of the kids that practice the Cheeseburger rule are wiggers.

by Mister N August 10, 2006