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candice

candice dick fit in yo mouth
jojo:have u seen candice kyle:whose candice jojo:CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH
by milflover0 December 2, 2021
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Candice

A play on the words "can this D fit in your mouth" Candice is a non-existent person, mentioned as a trap for the "Candice DI-**" joke.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Candice?
Victim 1: No, who's Candice?
Person 1: CANDICE D FIT IN YO MOUTH
Victim 1: Sad
by The unfunny man November 24, 2021
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Candice

Guy 1:Where’s Candice?
Guy 2:Who’s Candice?
Guy 1:*devilish smirk*
Guy 2:*Fears for his life*
by Trash_memes May 18, 2021
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Candice

Candice is a term used to describe Deez Nuts.
Joema: Hey, you remember Candice?

Bofades: No, who's Candice?

Joema: Candeez nuts fit in yo jaws!
by a little funi guy March 6, 2022
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Candice

Candice is a sweet persons name. Known by everyone. Ask anyone candice is to anyone and they will answer quickly since everyone loves candice.
Person 1:Whos candice?
Person 2:Best friend of mine who is very nice!
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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
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Candice

This is how this name is used

CANDeEZ nutz fit in ur mouth

It could also mean an extremely large elephant

OMG, DOES DUMBO THE ELEPHANT TECHNICALLY COUNT AS A "CANDICE"? Welllll yes.
Person 1: Good Morning!
Person 2: Heyyyyy
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Candice (Can these) nuts fin in yo mouth?
Person 2: no
by URMOMMY:D April 12, 2023
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