Calou

A confusing/confused young man who has bad taste in girlfriends.

"That prick is such a Calou!"

by Blah17 October 20, 2008

Caillou

Cancer Patent
(Alt.) David Jones

David is Caillou

by Desroy797 January 20, 2017

caillou6

One of the most dangerous and notorious web-hackers on the internet. Beware of this person.

caillou6 fucked that shit up

by fozmickbobbus May 21, 2017

Callous Yob

Words used commonly by newspapers in the United Kingdom to name degenerate youths. Yob is 'boy' backward and it was used to refer to lower class boys by the upper class commonly in the 19th century. Words are generally used at the beginning of a sentence followed by a petty crime which benefits no-one that the yobs have committed.

Newspaper: "Callous Yobs break octogenarians mobility scooter while laughing."

by yeah buoy September 24, 2018

Caillou

A little brat with cancer

Wow Caillou is such a bitch

by I have a degree February 26, 2020

Caillou

The spawn of satan

Nobody likes caillou because he is a dumb twat

by memer_tube May 13, 2020

cailloushair

the hottest, funniest, and most amazing mutual ever. did i mention that she’s hot?

person 1: i’m mutuals with cailloushair on tiktok

person 2: no way! i’m so jealous of you

by akamorilovebot April 18, 2021