Cleveland Steamer

an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.

GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!

GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*

by NAHOTONI March 14, 2010

clevland steamer

when you fuck a chick and you use a bunch of lube and when your done the poop just slides out on her chest or vis-versa

i met a ho at da club and me,mark, and danny gave her a clevland steamer.

by logan_the_hogan May 23, 2006

The reversed Cleveland Steamer

When a homosexual man ties up a straight homophobic man and eats his shit for pleasure.

As revenge for refusing to date him, the gay man performed The Cleveland Steamer on him.

by Grls on top September 18, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.

Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.

You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!

Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.

by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010

Cleveland steamer

When someone shits on your chest then sits in it and rubs it all over your stomach and chest area.

My girlfriend wanted me to give hear a Cleveland steamer but I said no.

by Your momz .com December 11, 2017

Cleveland Steamer

The 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit.

Wow, that 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit was a big Cleveland Steamer for NY. The Browns shit all over Dave Gettleman's chest and rolled him around in it!

by The Real Mike G. March 13, 2019

clevland steamer

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again

Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.

by Lia May 13, 2005