Broadway Cinco

AKA Stage 5 Clinger. Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, wants nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First sign of a Broadway Cinco would be a girl/guy who is down to suck your dick or similar act within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man/woman.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a Broadway Cinco on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

by Quagmier December 9, 2012

Sub-Cinco

A girl who is below a 5/10. Definition of a grenade you have to hop for all the homies to score. Pond scum, gremlin-esque.

Blake: "Yo tocci's girl Amanda is a total Sub-Cinco broski"
Matt: "Didn't you get raped by an obese whale on July 4th?"

by Blakester04 March 15, 2021