Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna

Today is the day I can’t even deal

by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

by AlxR25 November 1, 2023

you can’t fatten a dead pig

don’t be greedy.

be grateful for what you already have

i want that one too but my credit card is maxed out.

mate.. you can’t fatten a dead pig.

by 18 months September 23, 2025

Fatty Can’t Walk

Fatty Cant Walk, Fatty Cant talk:
A phrase often times used to make fun of an overweight person who is VERY stupid.
Often times used by Middle schoolers.

Person 1. OMG do you see Joshua Bassett over there!? HE IS SO GROSS
Person 2. HAHA, omg! Fatty can’t walk, Fatty Cant Talk!
Joshua Bassett: *Crys*

by JoshuaBassettSucks February 11, 2021

You can’t say anything

Where someone says something that’s happened and you laugh until you realize you did it too. Usually used in friend groups or in school.

John: Did you hear Bob is gay?
Mark: I know right, lol.
Frank: ‘You can’t say anything’, you’re gay too, Mark.
Mark: Oh yeah

by EmoKid2006 June 6, 2024

You can’t get there from here

If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.

Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead

Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh

by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022