Can't be assed 

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

Can't be assed by Go_pies May 8, 2018

can't think 

uhhhhhhh....

I can't think of an example,... uhhhhhhh..... llama?

can't think by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020

Can't Leave the Hand 

When a male finds no pleasure in any sexual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.

Guy #1: So I was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and I found no satisfaction at all.

Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...

Guy #1: :'(

Can't Leave the Hand by Judge Ex June 12, 2009

can't believable 

A Leroyism.

Can't Believable. A combination of "can't believe it" and "unbelievable."

Say with a degree of sarcasm or cynicism at a statement of suspicious belief.

Can't believable.

can't believable by Chocolate Covered Dwarf March 21, 2011

can't let go

Woebegone, unhappy, stuck in misery

She must be a woebegone because she can't let go (trying to make herself or point right).

can't let go by pseudonymcover November 8, 2013

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

can't even function by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

Can't Handle It 

Being put to the test and resulting in failure.

Nick Bream can't handle it

Can't Handle It by some ese August 22, 2010