Brandon

Nickname for Demented Joe Biden. The term came about during a Nascar race with the crowd cheering "Fuck Joe Biden" but the sports reporter tried to say they were chanting "Let's Go Brandon."

I heard that Brandon shit his pants at the Vatican.

by Donde Esta November 1, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is the best guy in the world he’s usually tall and dark skinned he’s very funny and smart but he’s also very chill Brandon’s always have a honking cock and are very good in bed he loves sports and video games but he’s no nerd he’s mastered the art of blackjitsu and can take anyone with ease so don’t try him.

Dawn-WOW that boy is sexy

Jessica-that’s Brandon he’s so cute and he’s smart he just made varsity football
Dawn-DIBS!

by Therealsestone_ October 31, 2018

Brandon

An annoying ass brother to have but one that would take a bullet for you.

Man my brother brandon is a real dick... but he sure does care for me

by 34ddsucker April 10, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a positive person and can be helpful. He is always there to back you up even and tough times. He is smart but never shows it. Some Brandon’s can be major tweakers, and will often twitch uncontrollably. But he is a nice person but at times can be a major asshole and won’t stop being one but is still a nice person in general

Person: oh you know that Brandon kid.

Me: yea I heard he was really nice

by User17338382 November 13, 2018

Brandon

A God at Minecraft, makes bombs?

Pull a Brandon on minecraft.

by Whywydusjevda October 14, 2019

Brandon

A pizza making bitch

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.

by Pizzaboy6 April 20, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a spectacular guy. He’s super friendly, polite and also very attractive. He will become your best friend in days and invite you to his friend group within days of knowing him and if you all get along you’ll have the greatest friends you could ever ask for. He has girls falling for him everywhere he goes but he never likes them back because he doesn’t believe in dating at a young age. If you meet a Brandon never let him go because you will never meet a better friend.

Girl 1: who’s that hottie over there?
Girl 2: that’s Brandon.
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: no but if you want him it’s not gonna happen.

by Definitely Cade August 21, 2019