brain 

something I lost when I was 2 months old.

me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
.
thats how I lost my brain

brain by if you raed this u gay October 29, 2018

Brain 

A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.

My brain is so annoying

Brain by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

Brain 

A lump in your head that makes you sad.

"Damn, I hate my brain."

Brain by sayimsei March 17, 2019

Brain 

Brain is a very sarcastic loving person. He seems to like puzzles and more. If u meet brain keep him! He also loves art and sketches. In his his freetime he adventures. But most likely has a small dog. Underneath his crankiness, he a sweet-kind hearted person if you meet an brain dont let him go.

Oh look at brain go!

Brain by Happy feeto May 13, 2019

brain 

something michael lucier doesn’t have, or when someone says something really stupid

person 1: did you know countries and continents aren’t the same?
person 2: brain??

brain by idfkwhattoputforthis June 16, 2019

brain 

A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.

Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.

brain by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019

Brain 

What you use to think with, if you didn’t have you you wouldn’t think!

Hello how is your big brain doing today?

Brain by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019