batmanning

The act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. Particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. Applies only to a single person, not a group of people.

Danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong.

Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.

by TheATNgUY December 11, 2012

Batman

A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.

Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?

by Brian Zard April 24, 2014

Batman

bat·man. /ˈbatmən/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues

“I am batman”

by Defnotacult July 6, 2023

Batman

A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.

Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.

by Strontium August 15, 2008

batman

When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.

Stickey situations between your legs.

by Joey2Times September 14, 2005

Batman

Nanananananananana Batman!

"Dude I totally batman'd her"

by That_CrazyWalrus November 23, 2011

Batman

BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)

"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"

"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"

by Wet Schmegmore December 21, 2008