Basement Baby

1. A deranged relative of a celebrity kept under locks by said celebrity's family and agents. See Solange Knowles for an example.

2. A dude or a chick you are hooking up with on the side, but you might have a main bitch you are trying to keep or else you are looking for some other ass because that dude/chick just ain't cutting it. Thus, you make them your basement baby, hidden from view but still an easy, accessible lay.

Joe won't kiss me in public, I think he's trying to make me his basement baby.

Yo, Beth is hot and all but her personality sucks ass, probably gonna make her a basement baby.

by Edith Wharton April 13, 2011

Basement

The place I hear screaming from also the home of Discord Mods

Karam:Why is there screaming coming from the basement?
Betty:Must be the rats letting you know they're there.

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

mom's basement

the place I live in

I live in my mom's basement

by need help March 8, 2022

Pain Basement

This is what a dive bar turns into when you reach a level of intoxication where liqour tastes like water and bartenders will overserve you until you are in a personal hurt locker.

It looks like Ryan stayed in the pain basement a bit to long last night and woke up hugging the toilet.

We are forever calling "The Recovery Room" the Pain Basement. No one has ever recovered anything but herpes there.

by TRCLAMS April 18, 2010

Basement

Some were to put random kids and hide your weed

Get in my Basement

by Feet with toes December 10, 2020

Basement effect

synonymous to beer goggles but for a nerd. Prolonged exposure to basement environment in front of books affecting visual perception of unattractive women.

Phillip: "daaaaamn that chick looks fucking good"
action: slap
Elvis:"get a hold of yourself, basement effect is getting to you, that girl doesn't even shave"

by E&J November 27, 2004

god's basement

Hottest underground rave venue in Philadelphia, PA.

God's Basement is where I lost my virginity.

by I.M. Horny January 1, 2009