turd basket

A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.

Can you belive that Johnny tried to tell us that crap, he's such a turd basket!

by Godfrey G July 4, 2006

rascal basket

The skin sack containing testicles on male mammals.

Due to a wild pitch, the catcher took a hit in his rascal basket

by cusbird May 20, 2014

Nut Basket

A woman who gets pregnant from a guy only because he's rich.

"Lauren London and Nivea both had babies from Lil Wayne? They ain't nothin but Nut Baskets!"

by D. Motes October 31, 2009

Not The Hottest In The Basket

This phrase is to be used when you are raping someone in a online game and they are trash.
However you do not want to hurt the other persons feelings so you use this.

Daum bro you really are not the hottest in the basket in fornite, get good bitchass

by Le PP sauce June 14, 2020

Scat basket

Generally used to describe a dog that eats it's own poo.

Can also be used to describe a human that includes pooing and peeing into their sex life.

Can you believe sparky ate his own poop? What a scat basket

Greg took a shit on Jen's chest. Can you believe she wanted it? What a couple of scat baskets.

by poserXposer January 18, 2019

Hanging Basket

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017