basket full of muffins 

a bag filled with varietys of insect and animal shit.

DESHAWN: (ahahahah

TEANA:(dont worry cuz one day im gon come up and give u a basket full of muffins!)
DESHAWN:(wtf is that suppose to mean?)

{days later........}

Deshawn:(ahhhhhhh holy shi*t wtf is that get away from me)

basket full of muffins by sycochick13 July 13, 2011

basket weaving 

When two people are having sex and their pubic hair get tangeled together.

Me and my wife had sex and ended up basket weaving.

basket weaving by T.R.O.R May 2, 2011

BASKET CASE 

A motorcycle (or car, i suppose) that is in pieces, usually taken apart by the seller to restore or work on it. Then loses interest.

I bought a basket case XJ700 dirt cheap the other day, I might restore it, or at least use it for spares.

BASKET CASE by whoishouse? April 12, 2006

basket case 

a person who is very nervous

If Gloria has one more crisis, she'll be a basket case.

basket case by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

basket of eggplants 

A small group of niggers maybe 3 or 4

"This is the goddamn United States of America; you can't even go in a fucking Denny's without seeing a basket of eggplants carrying on at the table next to you!!!"

basket of eggplants by Mr.Pooper sex January 21, 2010

Basket of fruit

hen you put your balls and dick between your legs

Seen from the front it looks like mangina

Seen from back it looks like a basket of fruit

Who gave Dick Cheney a gun? Ooh No George Buch pertect you basket of fruit!

Bang

Say bye bye to Bush's man hood

Basket of fruit by Nicolo May 3, 2006

basket case 

An automobile or machine that has been taken apart for an overhaul, modification, cleaning, etc. but was never put back together.

I bought an awesome '69 'vette, but the engine is a complete basket case.

basket case by oscarrom December 28, 2005