Banter Outlaw

The member of the group who seems to be able to probe the worldwide web into its dark, ethereal corners dredging up the most awful images and videos. These snippets of media are usually so offensive or crude that the content may be illegal in various places around the globe, therefore making a 'banter outlaw'.

For example:

Theodore: Hey Jon!

Jon: Yeah?

Theodore: did you see that Rico posted tubgirl onto whatsapp again last night?

Jon: yeah, i had to scorch my eyes out with an acetylene torch, it was so fucking gnarly!

Theodore: he is a massive banter outlaw, he should probably get locked up for that...

Banter Outlaw by bashatonic April 25, 2014

Banter Bus 

The banter bus is a metaphorical term used to describe the activity of going to a place of interest with banterous intent usually some sort of clunge fest. It could also be used to ask someone if they want to partake in some meta-wymsical behavior.

I am on the banter bus now I'll be at the clunge fest in 20 minutes.

What you doing tonight mate? You up for getting on the banter bus.

Banter Bus by stupidgrin69 October 26, 2010

Banter Sponge 

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.

Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!

Banter Sponge by KirtjE October 18, 2011

Banter points 

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.

Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point

Banter points by Bryan November 29, 2004

Banter Tilt 

Similar to when a drunk/inexperienced poker player bets bigger bigger, on increasingly worse hands to gain back the chips he has lost.

A person on "banter tilt", will seemingly tell increasingly ineffectual jokes in order to win over his/her audience to redeem him/her self from the previous failed jokes.

I only told that racist joke because I was on "banter tilt" I didn't really mean it.

Banter Tilt by The Chad Man Balboa October 17, 2012

Banter Killer 

An individual who says one thing to instantly kill all previous banter during a conversation... leaving an awkward silence

Byron Boyd is a banter killer.

Banter Killer by DUMBC #11 September 27, 2011

banter hater 

noun
a term for a person who has an inability to comprehend the subtleties of banter and therefore chooses to reject and protest at the use of banter or the word banter.

argh she's such a banter hater.

banter hater by red_flag January 5, 2011