ballet

the most amazing form of art but don't bother becoming dedicated to it because it will crush your hopes and dreams.

Person: "why did you quit ballet?"
me: "because it destroyed my mental health and made me work so hard for nothing."

by person2468 February 21, 2024

Ballet

The best way to spend your time. Full of stretching, dancing, and occasionally falling over, ballet is the GDOAT(Greatest Dance of All Time).

"That ballet we just went to was fucking awesome!"

by #BALLETNERD February 27, 2025

Arkansas ballet

State dance of Arkansas. Usually involving a pole and paying customers

The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Ballet

A sport that everybody who is not a dancer thinks it’s easy and not really a sport when really it is like 1000x harder than football (I know this cuz I’ve played with my friends who are boys) and leave your legs feeling numb and your hips super fucking sore

Non-dancer: “Ballet is like the easiest thing ever.”
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.

by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 4, 2020

Ballet

The area between a males ball sac and inner thigh, where he can secure currency. A male with a larger ball sac or chubby inner thighs will have greater success securing their currency. Rhymes with WALLET

My friend asked me to buy him a drink, I said sure bro, and pulled a fifty out of my ballet.

by Chopper one October 14, 2021

ballet kick

A slang for "grand battement": a ballet move similar to standing high kick.

We can rarely see ballet kicks in WWE.

by Drango777 November 28, 2016