Verified Bumpkin

That one internet guy people know. Caused the start of World war 5.

You are such a Verified Bumpkin.

by VerifiedCrims0n July 1, 2022

bumpkin

a resident of Roblin, MB, Canada

Those country bumpkins in Roblin sure know how to throw a tractor pull and pumpkin festival!

by anooneemooose September 7, 2022

Cum Bumpkin

An alternative name for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"

by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022

Bumpkin Pumpkin

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them

Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call

by DD613 October 22, 2022

Bumpkin fever

When you have sex with a country girl and her entire family.

Dude, I had bumpkin fever last night

by anonymous May 26, 2022

bumpkin

A bumpkin is know as the best pumpkin or is known as big pumpkin.

bro thats a big ass bumpkin

by 64bitpug December 14, 2021

Bumpkin

a small or cute person; often used as a nickname

she's my bumpkin

by Andreas2344 January 30, 2022