Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
by Jayde :)))) January 21, 2020
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Verified Bumpkin

That one internet guy people know. Caused the start of World war 5.
You are such a Verified Bumpkin.
by VerifiedCrims0n July 01, 2022
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Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.
"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."
by Ashcloud99 March 04, 2023
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Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis
by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019
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redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.
Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”
by Jxrdn February 18, 2025
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Bumpkin Pumpkin

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call
by DD613 October 23, 2022
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Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.
“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
by that country kid March 03, 2021
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