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Kuntry bumpkin

A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.
"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"

"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018
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redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.
Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”
by Jxrdn February 17, 2025
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Bumpkin Addict

Gay male addicted to a combination of the smell of shit and a cocaine high.
Yo dat crazy azz Boozie be a damn bumpkin addict mahne, swear on my life he like dick powder and shit bruh!
by speakin' truths n killin' em December 31, 2016
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Bumpkin

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.
Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!
by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023
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Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis
Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.
by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019
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Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.
"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."
by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023
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Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020
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