Average Paradox

The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.

John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.

by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020

The Average Texan

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N

The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...

by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020

The average parent

A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.

Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."

by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 2, 2019

average nick

for someone to be in good nick requires large muscles and a ripped stomach. The term average nick comes as an insult to a person who really gives it there all in the gym five days a week but just cannot get there muscles big enough or stomach ripped enough to be considered in good nick

Greg - "I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for 6 months"

Richard - "Have you?"

Greg - "yea think its working"

Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"

by Noblet December 12, 2012

Average Virgin

Average Virgin means people who abuse their Snapchat stories with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins

Virgin: yo I just won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't car.. Average

Virgin: HELL YEAH!!!, I hope snapchat likes my win.

Snapchat: we don't care, get A LIFE average virgin

by Zicardo May 31, 2018

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while getting finger banged.

Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.

by IdentifiedonReddit November 21, 2022

Average Max

Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.

Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.

by Diabeetis1000 September 23, 2016