Australia 

Amazingly this country is not just desert, convicts and kangaroos.

Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.

Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.

We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.

We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.

Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their

Are their English people that don't whinge?

Are their quiet mouth Americans?

Australia by Eirike May 13, 2005

Australia 

Home of kangaroos!

where live the kangaroos? in Australia ...

Australia by Sakebi January 9, 2015

Australia 

Drop Bears.

Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*

Australia by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016

Australia 

A mythical country with kangaroos and Vegemite they went through a great emu war which was when the emus rose up and tried to enslave all of the Australian kangaroos but the emus don't have hands and can't hold guns and kangaroos are the ultimate death machine so they were all killed.

Australia is a counrty

Australia by A guy fucking your mum November 2, 2017

Australia 

The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.

My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.

Australia by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

Australia 

A place at the bottom of the earth is is populated with many animals with special adaptations to avoid falling into the sun humans however need to use ground harnesses to avoid falling into the sun and boomerangs to defend against the animals

"have you ever been to Australia?"
"no ground harnesses are too expensive"

Australia by Blipparoni June 2, 2018

Australia 

a distortion of space time holding all of god's mistakes. Never meant to be discovered by man it is too dangerous for anyone to survive here for long.

Hell? you mean Australia?

Australia by Pass-da-Aux December 13, 2018