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Australia

The best damn country in this world and you all know it.
It is also why we have New Zealanders cry themselves to sleep every night. No u will never become known as part of our great nation.
GOD BLESS AUS.
"give me a home among the gum trees, with lots of plum trees, a dog or two and a barbeque, verandah out the back...." what the hell. too much VB. lost the words.I love u australia.
by cantstopthemusic November 1, 2008
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Australia

John: Want to go to Canada?
Jim: Fuck no, let's go to Australia. It's much better, especially the girls.
by Cliff R March 26, 2011
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Australia

The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.
Person 1: I really want to get out of Australia!

Person 2: Doesn't everyone, doesn't everyone?
by Times Tables Are Fun November 2, 2008
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Australia

Amazingly this country is not just desert, convicts and kangaroos.

Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.

Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.

We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.

We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.
Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their

Are their English people that don't whinge?

Are their quiet mouth Americans?
by Eirike May 13, 2005
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Australia

"When you thought Australia couldn't get more terrifying."
by cryingintestines January 13, 2020
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Australia

Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016
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Australia

A place where god dumps his mistakes
You live in Australia
by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022
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