by DGringo October 1, 2009
Get the eardrum assassin mug.A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
by BMonz February 5, 2012
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Get the High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock mug.someone who is attracted to girls who are way too young for them, such as a college guy being attracted to a middle school girl.
Dude, I just saw like 3 sandbox assassins checking out a bunch of 12 year old girls coming out of the pool.
by Wesley Elliot January 22, 2011
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2. One who has banged many, many girls, and has quite a respectable collection of V-Cards. See V-card.
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"Yeah, well if you were Geezy the Pussy Assassin you defs could."
by Gino_K October 18, 2006
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