Asian

A human who can do quick maths (basically a human calculator), a person who is a disappointment and a failure. They must become a doctor. And they must be able to play the piano
OMG, HE ASIAN DUDE. THE WOK, BING CHILLING
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021
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Asians

We're not always nerds, so pls don't bully or call Asian kids in ur school nerds. Asians are pretty too, we don't always wear glasses and hold a bunch of books as u think. We wear cool stuff but we're just shy bc some kids said we're nerds. Btw don't be racist bc we eat something that you don't like :)
Student 1: Hey is that the Vietnamese nerd just moved in?
Student 2: Don't say Asians are nerds :) not fun at all, you just haven't know how cool are they yet.
by Kethy Chanut June 26, 2020
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asianness

the state of being asian
i love cassie despite her asianness!
by lizz1122 November 17, 2007
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Asian

The upper and the superior race of human beings in our current civilization. They have squinty eyes so they developed a way to see using their chopsticks. They are genetically engineered to be more intelligent and superior in every way (except sports).They will destroy everyone else when it comes to ping pong, tennis, and martial arts. The diet of the Asian consists of rice and dog. These foods are fermented by the Chinese dragon and grants the Asian It's traits. Americans confuse all Asians with Chinese people. If you say something along the lines of,"Hey, Chinese guy" expect your testicles to implode from the strength of the Asian's chopstick stabbing you.
Asians are love, Asians are life
by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014
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asian

asian(v) to go insanely crazy on someone in a kick-ass way
person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?!
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS
by asiankidwellhalf May 10, 2009
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asian

People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.

Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.
Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.

Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?

Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*
by Le Mao September 10, 2012
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Asian

An Asian is someone that is related to Asia or its people.
There are 3 types of Asians.

Asian - Americans, Asian - Canadians, and the Original Asians
There are different type of Asian Americans the first is the typical trying to be black Asian, the second is the quiet Asian, and the third is one that watches anime or plays games such as league of legends.
The original Asians were born in Asia and usually have an Asian accent speaking english most of the time but if their first language was English they might not have an accent.
Canadian Asians for all I know are not as ghetto as American Asians and they tend to mostly play video games and watch anime.
So what kind of Asian are you?
by ThatAfkGuy September 16, 2016
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