Arctic Icepick

The act of getting a piece of ice shoved up your ass.

That bitch was pissing me the fuck off, so I gave her the Arctic icepick.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 28, 2010

Arctic poling

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.

I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.

by B_Diddy October 25, 2006

arctic cat

Arctic cat a fast and stylish snowmobile that has a unreliable motor that after the sled gets the hole shot it will most likely explode. if the sled doesn't break after you get it out of your garage you might be lucky enough to get on the trails and break down so that everyone can see how big of a tool you are and refuse to give you a tow back to town. Nick named the ditch pickle for commonly being green and on the side of trails

Vroom goes the Yamaha Apex
KABOOM goes the arctic cat Firecat 700

by Yamaha Rx-1 January 19, 2009

arctic submarine

take a poop and make sure it is solid. take that sucker out of the toilet and put it into the freezer. once it has frozen your girlfriend takes the poop out of the freezer and uses it as a dildo.

my girl arctic submarined last night.

by trolly April 18, 2007

Arctic Bungalow

A sex practice involving multiple partners, where one inserts an ice cube into the genital area before sex.

Hey Judy, I got an Arctic Bungalow from Paul lastnight... it was "cool".

by manOsteel June 05, 2015

Arctic Monkeys

The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)

Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"

by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023

Arctic monkeys

Arctic monkeys are literally the best rock band ever.

Alex turner is from the band Arctic Monkeys

by Applesaucegivesmeboners November 05, 2020