A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.
by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023
Alfred Montoya is the most perfect boy you'll ever meat he always has the most prettiest eyes and he's just the most perfect person in the world noone can replace him and you'll never find anyone else like him everything about him is amazing
Wow alfred montoya is so sexy🤯
Person: You're dating alfred montoya the most sexiest and chillest man alive?
Me: hell yea :3!!!
Person: You're dating alfred montoya the most sexiest and chillest man alive?
Me: hell yea :3!!!
by suarexmechelle November 21, 2023
by Ojehwuhwheue March 19, 2023
This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.
“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
by Liberals stink February 08, 2024
by Didjjsisid December 16, 2023
A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs
by Al Washington September 12, 2020
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 18, 2019