pear ass

when a girl wears high-waisted (mom) pants, thinking that they are cool, just because they are from urban outfitters, but really they just make their ass look really bad. and flat. going up the bottom of the crack. like a pear.

oh man, did you see that girl, those mom pants gave her a total pear ass?

dude, do these pants give me a pear ass?

by thesupposedjew December 30, 2008

to pear out

To be unable to get an erection while attempting to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
Often caused by either the pre-coital consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol, an extremely ugly woman or both.

Last night when I visited this crackho all the booze caused me to pear out on that bitch!

by Wild Berry June 20, 2006

pear head

a person with a head shaped like a pear.

Person - "did you see that dude?"

Person 2 - "yeah he has a pear head!"

by ECM1996 March 03, 2010

prickly pear

A testicle or testicles that sport semi regrowth,

Freddy: "What's with you scratching yourself all the time bro?"

Joe: "Ah it's nothin, just got a bit of a prickly pear is all."

by Badgery March 02, 2008

Asian Pear

One who is sexy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. Tends to also wear glasses and is very artistic. Many freshman girls adore him and tend to become speechless in his presence. Also loves Beyonce.

Aka Rakim

Freshman 1: "What are you looking at?"

Freshman 2: "Oh, Asian Pear. He is wearing a blue shirt today."

Freshman 1: "Oooh"

Freshman 2: *sigh...*

by Creepy Freshman January 22, 2011

pear tree

The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.

Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.

by EtherealHero July 13, 2004

pear shaped

when the shit aint goin right

its gone all fuckin pear shaped!

by A_Chair_In_Hell January 22, 2004