rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.

I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.

by CMorgan April 25, 2006

A Mondo

When the rightful prize, trophy or promotion is ripped out of your hands and thrown to the underdog. Despite how deserving and talented you are, fortune is thrown in the opposite direction.

Sue knew she had a few more years and a great bit of education over Brian for the new promotion, but the company "changes" proved to be A Mondo for Sue, who now works in at reception.

by Starfire V October 30, 2010

dee-a-mond

A play on the word diamond to be used when playing the card game "Raz!" Created by Debbles!

The three of dee-a-monds!

by Mysticsheep October 19, 2004

havin a monk

when you're having a monk

jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee

by peteryupyupyup July 5, 2020

Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

by sjp092 February 16, 2010

hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

by E-go-go December 14, 2008

I'm a monster

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.

Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"

by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009