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Turtled

To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat
Did you hear that girl got turtled?
by iSnIPeEZz August 24, 2021
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Turtles

by @Zombie_TurtleBoy or @Aaron J October 28, 2019
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Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes
Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head
by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018
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Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)
Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?
by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018
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turtle

by itsutzoycoycpu August 8, 2017
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Turtling

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them
MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
by Fundip39 February 23, 2019
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Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.
Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.
by gustebeast November 6, 2016
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