double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

by doublesubway January 26, 2016

Shit Subway

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.

Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.

by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019

Subway Butt

adj. when your butt is all dirty from riding in the NYC subways

Jeff: “Hey get off the clean hotel bed, you have a subway butt!”
Sarah: “Okay, okay, I will!”

by justthoughtiwouldshare May 22, 2020

Subway Short

A literal rizz god

"Uh Oh better hide yo shorty subway short just pulled up

by Tism tim April 12, 2023

Subway Moment

A crisis intestinal issue. Term coined after a friend with intestinal distress, while travelling in a car back to work after eating at a Jason's Deli restaurant, was pleading for the driver to stop at a Subway restaurant, which was the nearest restroom possibility. The driver was unable to make it to Subway, and as they passed the Subway, the friend in distress was moaning "Ohh Subwayyyy, Subwayyyy!"

Pull over quickly, the taco bell is causing a Subway moment.

by Rotolio April 14, 2022

subway shower

When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.

- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.

by iammcbain June 11, 2022

Subway Shits

when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.

they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.

they can also be extremely painful on some occasions

Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"

Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"

Greg: "ah sounds painful"

by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011